He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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