The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
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