Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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