somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
We have so much sex to catch up on
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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