i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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