It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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