tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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