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• (970): View more from Colorado

  We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard

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  I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock

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• (805): View more from California

  He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.

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  You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?

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  That's okay, it's all protein anyway.

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?

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  Lol twice

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you

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• (925): View more from California

  can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.

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