Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
we made out on top of his cat.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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