If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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