I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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