all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
God, I missed his penis.
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