how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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