It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Randomize
