Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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