at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
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