Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
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