So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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