I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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