i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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