I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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