I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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