Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
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