It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
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