I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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