I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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