My nipple is on Facebook.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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