she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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