Whatcha textin bout Willis?
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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