it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Randomize
