So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Randomize
