so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
tell me about the fingering
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