Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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