I'm drive I can fine osifer
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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