its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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