I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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