Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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