he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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