After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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