like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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