It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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