How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Vodka?
Forever.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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