He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Randomize
