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(323): View more from California

don't go home with that guy from jersey

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i know, not worth the blood test

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(212): View more from New York

mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.

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(469): View more from Texas

There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj

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(513): View more from Ohio

I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.

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(416): View more from Toronto

We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?

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(616): View more from Michigan

I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.

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(801): View more from Utah

He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.

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