Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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