they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Randomize
