Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
no you cant smoke seaweed
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
im calling her cock vulture from now on
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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