I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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