Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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