I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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